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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 03:48
Everyone loved it.
Still no good.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Nuts and Butts
Thumbs down again.
Just Forget it!
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No go.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Then came..
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Next, they tried...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
Has anyone ever participated in a gang bang and what was it like?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Still no good
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Unacceptable again!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Loons and Moons
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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share office space ...
No way
So they tried
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Hysterias & Posteriors
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Another attempt resulted in ...
How do you get a girl to like you?
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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